Meow and welcome to my blog!
I am Nelly. I am black and sleek and powerful, thank you very much. I enjoy lounging, napping, eating ham, stealing milk from my humans, watching birds out the window, scratching things, and running as fast as I can from one side of my house to the other. This is where I will share my adventurous (sometimes torturous – thanks humans) and superior life with you.
Word,
NellytheCat
You forgot about Nelly staring at the back of the couch for hours on end and singing “black and yellow”!! Hahaha
I expected you to consider this normal, human, as you stare at bright boxes for hours on end.
I will never understand your species.